Monday, 11 January 2010

New Blog

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http://cawheatley.wordpress.com/ Probably the only person reading this is Sean anyway... a successful run here at blogger!
Saturday, 2 January 2010

Means To An End

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The Worthless Life of Christopher E. Jackson (by Carl Wheatley) 1. Let’s start as we mean to go on, shall we? Building a new relationship is...

Gastric Bands

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Fat loss of use they are.
Thursday, 26 November 2009

* BREAKING NEWS *

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CHAOS IN CONFECTIONARY KINGDOM AS MARS ATTACKS The ongoing chocolate wars intensified this morning as Mars rebels unleashed a Cluster of Sou...
Friday, 9 October 2009

When you look into an abyss...

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the abyss also looks into you.
Tuesday, 4 August 2009

I know a guy who only has sex with women who suffer with Seasonal Affective Disorder

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Sad fucker.
Saturday, 1 August 2009

The "Special" Relationship

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For a number of people in the United Kingdom, their first encounters with the Americans and their culture came during and following the Seco...

My Withdrawal

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My Family Gathering It was really only by chance that I noticed him there. He was pretty much tucked away at the back, trying to look as inc...

Is Hamlet relevant to a modern day audience?

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As people in the twenty-first century generally don't believe in ghosts and don't consider revenge a duty, why is a play like Hamlet...
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Exit signs

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They're on the way out, aren't they?

Memo

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Haggle for security, money for integrity, It all gets on top of me so pay off your misery Settle for your basic chores, hang for breaking st...

The Next Best Thing

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We are not your second best The bridge you burn after the rest The face you feel with bonded hands; those hands, that healed many a br...

One Too Many?

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Richard Howard - A Biography (Dec 2006) A pub landlord and self-professed “socialite”, Richard Howard has an imminent problem on his hands. ...
Saturday, 25 July 2009

The Price

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The sky is still grey on this rainy day, the cracked surface below, still gleaming under salty streams and that endless slap of blackness t...

Flushed

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As he unbuckled the harness he took a look around and released a familiar sigh, possibly out of sheer habit. His hand, smothered in a vulgar...
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An Introduction

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My name is Carl Wheatley. I am 26 years old, live in South Wales, and will be filling this blog with random miscellaneous thoughts, media, c...